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Colin’s Visit – Part 3: Shinjuku and Ko-edo

Wow!

When last I left you, dear readers, Colin and I were on our way to Shinjuku, one of the bustling metropoli of Tokyo.  Naturally, we had to stop in Portland first.

But then we hopped on the MAX (there’s a new Shinjuku line, did you know?) and rode on over to Tokyo.  Try to picture it, dear readers:  we had been hiking around in a very cold, very windy city all day, only to find ourselves, buried in layers of wool, down, and polar fleece, one a super-heated and crowded train for an hour.  It was not altogether pleasant.

Anyway, we made it to the city so Colin could walk around and see all the “ADs of TOMORROW.”

Banzai!!!!!!

This included a bus for the insurance company, Aflac, with robotic cat-ducks (maneki-neko ducku) waving as we watched from the sidewalk, tissue packets with glossy ads for I-phones, and of course, blimps.  Why are there so many blimps in Japan?  I have no idea.

That evening we went to my host-parents’ house for a HUGE dinner.  I think my host-mother was worried that Colin wouldn’t have enough to eat, so we had sushi, croquettes, an enormous salad, and all the other usual trimmings.  My host father in particular, had an lovely time talking with Colin, and between the two of them, I think they were able to get some fairly complex ideas across.

Some of the 500 statues.

The next day, we went off to Ko-edo in Kawagoe to see the sights.  I believe it was a popular retreat some of the muckety-mucks back in the day (i.e., the Edo period), so it has a lot of cool old crap.  On the way there, we saw a magical bowl of ramen, not so old but just as culturally important, that helped to illustrate once again the advertising prowess of the Japanese.

You can look but you musn't touch.

Our first stop (one place I’d never really explored before, so it was pretty exciting for me as well…) was the Kita-in Temple and former house of some important guy who was friends with Tokogawa Ieasu (a REALLY important shogun who started the Edo period ).  There were gardens and temple buildings a-plenty, so we spent a while just strolling around.

The coolest thing we saw were these 500+ statues that represented all the disciples of the buddha or something.  Each one had a distinct face and posture.  There’s a legend that if you want to find the one that looks most closely resembles you, you must go at night and feel around for the statue that is slightly warm.  Mark it, and come back to look at it in the day time.  I didn’t need to do that – I mean, look at this guy.  I am totally this guy:

So happy with his doggy friend.

After our foray to Ieasu’s friend’s place, we just wandered around Kawagoe and took in the sights while trying not to freeze.  This required eating a lot of tai-yaki, and other sweet things ending in -yaki (indicating that they’re grilled).  Delicious!

Emaciated bodhisatva

Kawagoe's iconic bell tower. Like so many things in Japan, it's burned down numerous times. The most recent incarnation is from 1893. Oh, and there's a rickshaw driver in the foreground.

Where the cars are small and the cones are above average.

Temples a-poppin!

I love you, Doraemon! And I love dora-yaki!

... and Colin's nice, too. Almost as cute as my robot-cat friend.

Now don't get all excited. It's just a used computer hardware store. ("Off" as in "price-off")

Colin’s Visit – Part 1

At the torii in front of Nukisaki Jinja. Guess which one is me.

Hello, dear readers!  I am back from a long haiatus, and I will probably go into another one once this tale is posted.  But fear not!  This is going to be pretty fucking epic, so you are assured to get your fill until my next thrilling installments are published.

So, my dear Colin decided to stop by for a few weeks, and herein lies a mostly photo-based retelling of the events in which we partook!

Firstly, we decided to take in the sights in my local domain.  We went on a few long bike rides, one of which took us to the local shrine of legend, Nukisaki Jinja.  It’s remarkable for various reasons, although most people are generally flabbergasted by the fact to walk down to it instead of up.  Granted, you have to climb up a big hill first, but there you are.

We later rode down my favorite bike route that takes one more than half way to Myougi-san, at which point it curves back toward Shimonita (See previous post “Day to Day Adventures” re: my epic bike ride), or so I thought. We ended up pretty far in the mountains, in some town I’d never heard of.  Shimonita was on the other side, accessible only by narrow, curvy, and steep highway with no shoulder.

As I am a wuss, we turned back the way we came. We didn’t really take any noteworthy photos, unless you count the following:

Colin loves the cute cars.

Colin loves the cute cars

Cat Smack: Enough Nutrition

On our return, we passed a playground where a group of boys were hanging from the jungle-gym.  They called out to us, yelling “Konnichiwa!!!” enthusiastically, and “Sugei!” roughly meaning “wow!”  I yelled back to them, and they waved happily, cheering us one with “Ganbatte!  Ganbatte!” (Good luck, work hard, you can do it!)  It was our favorite part of the trip.

Stay tuned for the next installment:  A trip to Kamakura!

Daily Occurences

The following is a selection of interesting ephemera observed in my day-to-day wanderings throughout Japan. Enjoy!

A warning posted in the ladies' restroom concerning the baby changing table.

A warning posted in the ladies' restroom concerning the baby changing table.

Spotted in the mens' gift section?  For the lush husband?

Spotted in the mens' gift section? For the lush husband?

The coolest gold plastic lamp EVER!

The coolest gold plastic lamp EVER!

Moving rubber loose shuffle, by apish

Moving rubber loose shuffle, by apish

Flash Over diet pills

Flash Over diet pills

Jesus Body diet pills

Jesus Body diet pills

Cool choco - doesn't that look appetizing?

Cool choco - doesn't that look appetizing?

Poopy picker

Poopy picker