After visiting Nagano city, mom and I went on to Matsumoto, which is home to the famous Mastumoto castle, among other things. Now, let me tell you that the train ride from Nagano City to Matsumoto is certainly the most beautiful ride that I have ever partaken of, and I highly recommend it to everyone. The line winds its way through mountain towns/farming communities, and you can catch glimpses of rolling green hills in between the forested mountains. Naturally, I neglected to take any photos.

See all those people on the bridge? That's just to get into the castle grounds...
In Matsumoto, we stood in line for about an hour to get into the castle. Now, this should have been my first clue, but I naturally thought, “Once we get in, I’m sure it will be awesome.” Well, at least it was cool, as in temperature. Unfortunately, I forgot that this week was a national holiday for everyone, so the place was packed. We moved through the castle at a snail’s pace, and while it was interesting, we became so exhausted in the crush of everyone that we lost interest in lingering to inspect the details.
Not surprisingly, we ran into quite a few foreign tourists, and I got that feeling of conflict I always do where I want to distance myself from them, but I also want to talk to them. Mom walked right up and talked to some very nice, albeit very loud and fat (like, obese) ladies from the states. They were taking a crazy trip from coast to coast on a tour bus, and it sounded exhausting, but they seemed to be enjoying themselves thoroughly.

Old pistol - a ten-shooter??
There were a lot of interesting old rifles and pistols, but they didn’t bother displaying any of the stuff American tourists were interested in, like swords and the like. Peering at the rifles reminded me of some evolutionary tree, with Japan being a section that branched off long ago. The guns resembled Western models, but the details were different, like something out of fantasy. For those of you that have seen Miyazaki films, with all of his crazy flying machines that bring to mind some sort of zeppelin/Spruce Goose hybrid, these weird cousins of our pistols and rifles might make more sense.

... and then this giant frog came along...
Afterwards, we found a cute little shopping street that was more or less unchanged for a million years, or something like that. Everything here is either super-new or -old. In any case, there was a frog theme to the street – I don’t know why, but Japanese people love any excuse to manufacture and buy mascot goods, so it probably had something to do with that. There was an awesome frog statue at the entrance, featuring weirdly cute samurai amphibians. The stores ranged from cutesy-pottery shops to flat-out junk stores, so it would have been interesting if we weren’t so tired from the castle foray. My favorite shop was crammed with junk from the ancient to the mundane – the most interesting of which was a porcelain couple, probably about two hundred years old, completely naked and in a very interesting sexual position.

Not the best one, but good.















