I am lazy, or I don’t have enough time, or both. At any rate, here is our trip to Nagano, predominantly in pictures. It’s like a coffee-table book, but so much awesomer.
Matsushiro
Our first stop was the castle town of Matsushiro, in the southern part of Nagano City. The Sanada family ruled here for 250 years. Only the walls remain of the original castle built in the 1500s, but it was still fun to walk around in. Parts of the castle grounds have been reconstructed over the years, including watchtowers and the main gate. When we were there, a couple boys were climbing all over the place, despite the fact that the sign said, “Don’t climb the walls!”
There were awesome old samurai houses everywhere, so it we wore ourselves out trying to see everything. Most of the properties that allow tourists (that’s right! Some of these old houses are private residences after all these centuries) were donated by families that lived in the houses up until recently. One such house we visited, and it was more or less intact from the Edo period. It had a koi pond, and a ornamental and vegetable garden. Maybe an orchard too, I forget.

A different house, but of the same period and probably a similar class. I assume this was recently donated to the city and was being repaired.
Yudanaka and the Monkey Park
The next day we traveled to the famous monkey park, Jigokudani, outside of Yudanaka Onsen. The trip out was gorgeous, with snowy mountains, orchards, and small farms the whole way. When we reached the park, it was snowing. They provided lengths of hand-made rope (probably straw from the rice harvest) to tie around your shoes to keep from slipping on the path. Awesome.
The monkeys ignored all the tourists, and people are strictly prohibited from feeding or touching the monkeys. As per usual in Japan, everyone followed the rules.
However, on our way back to the gate, a monkey ran past and touched me. I didn’t see it, but Colin said he trotted by and tugged on my pants leg without even slowing down. I guess he was interested in polar fleece.
Nagano City
That’s right, home of the 1998 Winter Olympics. And boy, there are figure skaters all over the place, eating and doing stuff.
So, Nagano, in contrast to Matsushiro, is a temple town, that built up around the Zenkouji temple, which is a piece of fuckin’ awesome, if you ask me. The grounds are HUGE, with temples and pagodas and ponds, and even Shinto shrines and little dwellings for pilgrims (or tourists) to stay. Additionally, there’s an underground tunnel, directly beneath the altar, pitch-black and windy, with an enormous “key” mounted to the wall on a hinge. Pilgrims go through the tunnel and feel around for it. If you find it, you will get into heaven, so the line goes reaaalllly slowly. At any rate, I’m getting into zen heaven now.

At the Zenkouji there were these strange stone tablets with abacuses embedded inside... I am going to Buddhist hell now.
Downtown Nagano city is fantastic, in my opinion. It’s everything Tokyo isn’t, or should be, at any rate. It’s smaller, cleaner, and way friendlier. There are fantastic, organic, local-vegetarian-food serving, chic buffets, international booze shops (Oregon Pinot, anyone?)…
… and a plethora of offerings at the other end of the spectrum: cheap bars (izukaya), sweet/souvenir/pawn shops, and hostess bar/borderline sex parlors. What? You don’t know about Japan’s crazy sex industry? Well, for starters, despite all the crazy pornography and other sex-related ephemera (in the form of toys, comics, movies, television, cartoons, collectible figurines, newspapers, magazines, “love hotels”, and restaurant/bars all readily available), genitalia is strictly forbidden from being shown. Butts and boobs are okay, but anything in the front below the belt is blurred or pixelated out. I rented Amadeus here, and they even blurred out a groin that was shown for a moment. That, along with other aspects of Japanese society that are way to complex to get into here, social expectations and desires in the sexual realm are a little different. Aside from the kinky stuff you’ve probably heard about, it’s not quite as taboo here to pay someone for simple companionship. Business men that are more or less estranged from their wives, lonely female corporate workers, and others, flock to hostess and host bars and pay a hefty sum to have someone fancy come over and laugh at their jokes and fawn all over them. The host bars are a more recent development, but many women shell out big bucks to have a fancy dude sit and listen to their problems. Other activities include drinking (LOTS!), karaoke, and sometimes dating and sex (after a fair amount of time and money are spent, as well some choice gifts given).
Tokyo is the place to find all the fancy ladies and gentlemen of the night. In Nagano City, most of the hosts and hostesses are a little bit homely.
Ueda
Our final stop was Ueda, and it was nice and brisk that day. Unfortunately, I had gotten us bus tickets for 6PM, which sounded like a great idea at the time, but around 4:00 we were tired, cold, and hungry.
Anywho, our first adventure was at the remains of Ueda Castle, which has a pretty interesting history. It’s most famous for repelling multiple attacks against huge odds. For the details, I’m sure you can read a book. All that remains now is the moat, and various structures that have been rebuilt over the years, the oldest of which are about 250 years old.
While we were at the castle, I saw a TV star from the live-action Sailor Moon series. She played one of the villains, and I remember remarking on how weird her face was. I initially noticed her because she was dressed in much nicer clothes than everyone else (an expensive dress suit, probably for a funeral), and she was cutting right across the property and a much quicker pace than the other tourists. So, yeah, there you are.
After tromping around in the freezing cold for a few hours, we finally found some sort of “path of interest,” featuring numerous noteworthy temples and shrines, some of which were quite old. My favorite bit was the last Shinto shrine we went to: there were a trio of enormous, ancient trees, each over a thousand years old.
































